'I can’t beat Arne Slot, no matter what I try - I’m genuinely broken'

Arne Slot is just too much to contend with. Even people just pretending to be managers fail to get the better of the Liverpool boss.

Arne Slot is off to a brilliant start as Liverpool boss - but we've been here before. The Dutchman was also fantastic immediately after taking over at AZ Alkmaar and Feyenoord.

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Perhaps, then, we should have expected this. Liverpool have won all but one game (that Nottingham Forest defeat) and top both the Premier League and UEFA Champions League.

The latter is a particularly notable feat: no one has ever topped it on points before now, after the change to a league format. Slot is performing unseen greatness.

In fact, Slot is so good that even virtual Arne Slot is too much to contend with. That's what one Football Manager player is finding.

'Arne Slot is My Nemesis, and I’m Losing It'

A Football Manager player took to Reddit to vent about Slot - or at least, the version of Slot causing him so much trauma. He just can't get the better of him, no matter what he tries.

"I can’t beat Arne Slot, no matter what I try," writes carefreekevin (who, as it turns out, is NOT carefree). "When I got the Chelsea job in 2028, he was at Arsenal—a club I already despise with every fibre of my being.

"That season? They win the treble. TREBLE. And guess what? He absolutely owned me in the league."

The poor guy's misery didn't stop there. The evil Dutch boss went to Barcelona, where he found news ways to torment the player.

"Fast forward three years," explained Kev. "We’re the best team in England, on course to be centurions, smashing everyone.

"UCL quarterfinals come up, and who’s waiting for me? Slot and his f***ing Barcelona. I lose. AGAIN. Home and away. "

Virtual Slot actually has this guy wondering if he's the bald fraud and to be fair, we'd be deep down in the same thoughts. It doesn't appear that he'll get any respite, either, seeing as this isn't even the first time FM's version of Slot has driven a player to Reddit for help.

"I hate Arne Slot" reads a post from earlier this year.

So it doesn't matter who you are or where you are - or even if you're living in this reality. Arne Slot is inevitable and he's coming for you.

As elite-level bosses and Football Manager players are finding out.

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